Infamous Quotes

"You're not moving anywhere!!!"
Mitch Goldstrom to Darren Moloney
"Q1 07 ... period ... put that in your quote book"
Darren Moloney
"They're just feelings, they'll heal."
Charles Parrish
"Poor planning on your part does not consitute an emergency on my part."
Poster at Aardman Animation's Bristol Studios
"Depends on the depth of Mickey's three-fingered fist by then."
Alfred Urrutia
"What comes around needs to get here just a little bit faster."
Andre' Bustanoby
"Talk to the hand because the ears just don't understand!"
Andrea Bissada
"I didn't go to Harvard, but I did go to kindergarten"
Andrea Kirazian
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
Dave Barry
"Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine."
David Moulton
"where do we put all the statues? (THAT is the real space problem ! )"
Bernd Angerer
Digital Domain - On the blaming edge of technology.
"The next A--hole I want to work for is me."
Michael Bomkamp
"Never miss a good opportunity to shut up"
Michael Bomkamp
"Ahhh, caffeine! God's gift to the working stiff! Black blood of the industry! Cocaine of the working class! Brown beans of delight! Friendly warm buzz of creativity! Coffeecoffeecoffee!!!"
Byron Werner
"I pass my Wiseguy Crown to you, the rightful heir!"
Byron Werner
"...I want my Henry back..."
Claas Henke
"The beatings are about to begin"
Bill Cosby
"The network is slow, I can't work!"
Insert Your Name Here
"What color is your helmet?"
Dan Kaufman
"I'm a jackass"
Darin Grant
"So I'm an idiot"
Darin Grant
"...but we love the furball"
Darin Grant - (regarding Wook)
"...a little swapping never hurt anyone but we are swapping like couples in the seventies right now."
Darin Grant
"F--- you, systems boy!"
Darin Grant
"Shut up you. And back to work systems boy!"
Darin Grant
"must get shot done, must get shot done, must get shot done, must get shot done, must get shot done, must get shot done, must get shot done,"
David Prescott
"as usual you rule the roost!!!!!"
David Prescott
"FOOL, I read books."
Denise DeMarest
"Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue."
Dilbert
"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."<
Accounting Manager, Electric Boat Company
"Checking for recommended system patches...brilliant!"
Inferno 2.0.3 Installation Script
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
Josh Billings
"She isn't my girlfriend, I just met her and I do not take advantge of intoxicated women. No matter who they are. Especially when I'm sober."
Rob Doolittle
"Weenies!"
Laura McDermott
"It's Fruity-rum-a-licious"
Laura McDermott
"Spankings? I like spankings."
Shannan Burkley
"DD ROCKS!!!"
Edward Kummer
"Let's kick butt."
Edward Kummer
"Since most of them are either rich or British, they're an entertaining array of swellheads and loons. "
Duane Byrge, Hollywood Reporter Review of "Titanic"
'...but my wife kept muttering something about "Bobbit"?'
Jason Lee
"I'm glad my life of fear is so amusing for you guys! :-)"
Jason Lee
"Tuesday, Feb 17, was an ordinary day for most metro Detroiters. They went to work, complained about the all-day rain, and came home..."
Detroit Free Press Article 2/27/98
"... feel free to reque the frames if you need to continue poking."
Francisco X DeJesus
"Always take your poking seriously!"
Francisco X DeJesus
"Thanks, Mitch. I really needed a good laugh today!"
Francisco X DeJesus
"YAHOO! No needless machine moves! I'm off to do a little happy-dance now..."
Gaby Valensi
Definition of Windows 98: A buggy bug fix layered on, A 32-bit extension and graphical shell for, a 16 Bit patch to, an 8 Bit OS, originally coded for a 4 Bit CPU, written by a 2-Bit Company, that can't stand 1 Bit of competition.
"If you aim at nothing, you are sure to hit it."
Glenn Macintosh
"I have seen your photography and you are no artist Mitch"
Dave Hilton
"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation."
Henry David Thoreau
"I was thinking about how much fun we had that summer when I lived in Lansing and you were miserable."
John P. Hilton
"Mitchy: HOw was V-day for you? Enough of you back to me.."
John P. Hilton
"Not much of a conversationalist but, she has a huge rack."
John P. Hilton
"...what new and exciting things are you working on over there at D2? Enough of you, back to me. "
John P. Hilton
"Shove that one in your little quote file!!!!!"
John P. Hilton
"Trying is the first step to failing"
Homer Simpson
"The notion of errors is ill-defined."
IRIX netstat man page
"Once you have licked the lollipop of mediocrity, you suck for life"
Anonymous
"Hair matters!"
Jennine Townsend
"You are the smiling face of systems and Michael and I are the scowling faces of Systems."
Jennine Townsend
"A thump, and a bump, and a tap on the head... A ping and a packet goes Hoboken instead... A giggle and a wiggle and a fiddle were done... The birds did sing and then the sun. "
Jennine Townsend
"They've been beaten."
Jennine Townsend
"Okay, I think I have a tool that you are really going to like."
Joe Lohmar
"I got a new car, it is white ... like the man"
Jose Armman Smith
"F--- you! You and your `I'm proud of what my company does.` I obviuosly have no pride to work for these weasels!"
Jose Armman Smith
"How many ways can I say 'F--- you!'"
Jose Armman Smith
"Nice!'"
Rob Stauffer
"I assure you, this plan is for good...not for evil."
Julian Levi
"People suck!"
Julia Kingsley
"Time for me to start killing people."
Julia Kingsley
"What a company we all work for!"
Mitch Kanner
"it's an attraction thing i have. booze and booze hags."
Kathleen McMullen
"My name is Kathleen and I'm a goober."
Kathleen McMullen
" i feel like caltrans was in my mouth"
Kathleen McMullen
"Homghaaaaaaa!! Demon."
Keiji Yamaguichi
- Stewart's law of retroaction - "It is easier to get forgiveness than permission."
" I am not a pussy."<
Lisa H Scott
"We need more modern monk attitude for the 90s."
Lucio Ismael Flores
"I was hoping for a 'Madonna' response, but I guess I got the 'Donna Reed' response."
Lucio Ismael Flores
"Apple will soon be out of business, everybody I know has a PC"
Marc J. Goldstrom
"Compatable my ass!"
Marc J. Goldstrom
"You're the man!"
Marissa Walker
"Sanitary napkins will be made obsolete in the 21st century."
Mark Sims
"... I am reminded that even if I was wanking onto a page, it would stand a chance at selling."
Max Miller's Review of Deep Rising"
"Dear Mom, your healing touch will be missed. Sorry I blew off your hands."
Max Miller
"why do i feel i just made someone's sig file?"
Mike O'Neal
"Using Windows NT, which is known to have some failure modes, on a warship is similar to hoping that luck will be in our favor,"
Anthony DiGiorgio - (Atlantic Fleet Technical Support Center)
"Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it."
"Please, DO NOT wiggle, jiggle, disconnect, reconnect, fiddle, massage, handle, jostle, poke, prod, yank, tug, pull, toy, or otherwise futz with the keyboard connection on the Onyx while it is powered on."
Mitch Goldstrom
"You look at it!"
Mitch Goldstrom - when asked how to use a GPS
"Soon the entire world will be basking in the bright blue glow of the infamous. 'Windows has encountered an error' screen and deafened by the whining of CDROM drives as Windows NT gets reloaded over and over and over again."
Mitch Goldstrom
"I really try not to think of it because you know, I do have a tendency to worry."
Iris Goldstrom
"our picnic got rained out, so we just spent the day eating"
Iris Goldstrom -
"You've got more issues than Marvel Comics."
Howie Muzika
"The quiet of the digital building is violently interrupted by the unmistakable sound of a shotgun blast as the wet remains of Howies brain ebbs down the wall..."
Howie Muzika
"I hope you get Carpal-Tunnel of the crotch. "
Howie Muzika
"NT lowers these requirements, but also allows seup of large and complex networking environments without requiring that you really know what you're doing."
From O'Reilly Windows NT in a nutshell
"The wall-eyed, slack-jawed U.S. populace, beaten down into a state of near-catatonia by the relentlessly deadening banality of their joyless, insipid lives, dutifully trudged through the motions for yet another emotionally blank day Monday, sources reported."
The Onion, March 31, 1999
"With so many innocent children already dead, it's critical that we wait not a minute longer to enact knee-jerk legislation."
The Onion, May 5, 1999
"Damn that El Nino!"
Paolo De Guzman
"You are truly the man!!!
Paolo De Guzman
Digital Domain - Where the kid who ran the projector ended up
"I am the lemon merchant, and you are the keeper of the cheese!"
Ren Hoek
"Give me a sword, point me in a direction and push hard. "
Rick T Jaynes
"Congratulations on graduating high school. It all sucks from now on."
Robert A. Goldstrom
"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick some ass..... and I'm all out of bubble gum"
Rowdy Roddy Piper
"Don't believe everything you read in the Press!"
Scott Ross
"Raise a glass and say Badaboom badabing!"
Scott Ross
"Thank you Mitch!!! you shall now be called... 'King Redbeard The Slacker'..."
Mike Johnson
"So you admit that Harley is the superior riding machine!!!! IN YOUR FACE RICE PATTY BOY!!!!!"
Sean Albertson
"508398 - rpcbind can dump core due to stupidity"
SGI Bug List
"just call me 'the teflon sysadmin'"
Shoshana Abrass
"Drink a little beer and get a little sleep. Unless of course you're Teal, in which case you'll drink a lot of beer and get no sleep."
Lisa Spence
"I'm starting to sound like a nag, and we all know it ain't pretty when I start to nag."
Lisa Spence
"I'm sorry it sucked so much."
Lisa Spence
"The possibilities ramble on, as do I."
John Courte
"Welcome to the new Dark Ages."
John Courte
"ooh...you're good. Thanks, Mitch"
Suzanne Buirgy
"Why do I think that last statement is going to show up in your next sig?"
Suzanne Buirgy
"sucks to be you."
Tara Zanecki
"Lookout! He will put it in his stupid quote thingy in his signature and send it to executive@cinebase.com. Do not trust him, he is evil!!!"
Terry Bradshaw
"The only thing worse than Lotus Notes is Microsoft Exchange"
Terry Bradshaw (Certified Lotus Notes Engineer)
"The difference is that the SGI won't crash with the blue screen of death during your important demo."
Terry Bradshaw
"I never kid when it comes to reformatting"
Terry Bradshaw
"That would be in violation of my solid pact of not giving a damn"
Terry Bradshaw
"Titanic Sunk, No Lives Lost "
Headline in The Daily Mail, London, England, 4/16/1912
"So your first error was to doubt me."
Tom Dilligan
"realtime shmealtime."
Tim Z Falconer
"Arguments too long"
csh
"Don't sweat petty things...or pet sweaty things."
Steven Wright
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism"
Unknown
"I will always love the false image I had of you!"
Unknown
"If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"
Unknown
"Work is the curse of the drinking class."
Oscar Wilde
"timed[393]: untrusted wook told us QUIT twice"
SYSLOG Entry
"timed[393]: suppressing false master wook "
SYSLOG Entry
"Why is the fact that Inferno uses 500MB of RAM a problem? "
Xavier Bourque
"The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore."
Yogi Berra
"Thanks, Mitch! You are great!"
Carole Cowley
"Errrrrr!"
Jason Zimmerman